Eternal Youth Tee
Eternal Youth Tee

Eternal Youth Tee

Regular price
$20.00
Sale price
$20.00

Need to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse, global pandemic, or a mean strain of herpagonasyphylaids? Heed the warnings of the ancient deceiver with this comfy tee.

Stats:
-15 Coronavirus
+666 Longevity
-10 Toilet paper hoarding
-5 Being invited to dinner at your Grandma's house
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28